Landover Baptist was hacked today

**lex_talionis** · 04-01-2005, 07:23 AM

landoverbaptist.com/index.html
redirects you to http://www.americandecency.org/. yeesh.

It was done by christianhacker.org. <=g33ks for Hey-zeus?

**stegan** · 04-01-2005, 07:38 AM

This might be the clearest sign of the endtimes yet. When hackers find JE-sus, we all ought to be worried... On the other hand, I can't argue that Walt Disney, Inc. ISN"T evil... Hrmmm...

**Tracy G** · 04-02-2005, 08:31 PM

They're up and running at http://www.landoverbaptist.org. Hallelujah! It appears we're all going straight to hell.

**jenzie** · 04-02-2005, 08:43 PM

Hehee.

I <3 Landover.

**spidermonkey** · 04-02-2005, 08:51 PM

OMG! LMAO!!! I'm cracking up at that Demon-Possessed Infant pic.

Watch out for these witches and fairies, my friends, for in today’s world of ailing morality, they are everywhere. They protest outside leather shops. They ruin other people’s valuable winter coats by hurling buckets of blood on unsuspecting ladies. And they try to destroy the cattle industry with their left-wing talk shows. If you spot one of these demons, detain it and, when you’re through roasting that side of beef you’re having for dinner, replace that meat on the skewer with the heathen, and help restore a long-missed moral tradition.

**Emiloid** · 04-02-2005, 09:14 PM

They ruin other people’s valuable winter coats by hurling buckets of blood on unsuspecting ladies.

Well, for me that's really just a hobby. I wouldn't define myself by it....

**mamaquilla** · 04-02-2005, 09:52 PM

heeheehee

**spasticastic** · 04-02-2005, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by Landover baptist

Cain became jealous and murdered the brother with the superior gift-giving eye (Genesis 4:3-8). This was the first, but my no means the last, human murder committed by these vegans a/k/a witches a/k/a wiccans.

But add another a/k/a to that list - homos.

Oh man, these people are too funny! i've never heard of them before, so I was getting ready to ask who they were. Now I have this quote to remember them by.

vegans AKA witches AKA wiccans AKA homos!

**vegout** · 04-03-2005, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by Tracy G

They're up and running at http://www.landoverbaptist.org. Hallelujah! It appears we're all going straight to hell.

YAY!! All the fun people are in Hell!!

**lex_talionis** · 04-04-2005, 07:40 AM

Originally Posted by vegout

YAY!! All the fun people are in Hell!!

What is it? Something like - 'Heaven for the climate, hell for the company'

**frank_iii** · 04-04-2005, 08:24 AM

Ok, I'm going to look really stupid. But are they serious or is that site a joke?

**frank_iii** · 04-04-2005, 08:49 AM

By the way, on that site, I found:

"Tom's decision to euthanatize his father is much akin to our handsome President's decision to euthanatize the unborn child being carried by his underage girlfriend back in the 1970s."

Have I been living under a rock or is this commonly known?

This site is a goldmine.

**frank_iii** · 04-04-2005, 09:02 AM

Gosh, I don't know what to think any more:

http://objective.jesussave.us/shutdown.html

Which site is the hoax? They're both so ridiculous but they both look like they took a lot of work to create. My mind is boggled.

**stegan** · 04-04-2005, 09:11 AM

Originally Posted by frank_iii

Gosh, I don't know what to think any more:

http://objective.jesussave.us/shutdown.html

Which site is the hoax? They're both so ridiculous but they both look like they took a lot of work to create. My mind is boggled.

Okay, first of all, some people have too much time on their hands if they're trying to ban websites that are clearly parody, which has been protected by the Supreme Court for years and years and years...

Second of all, wtf is Waldensian protoanabaptism??????