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lex_talionis
04-01-2005, 08:23 AM
landoverbaptist.com/index.html
redirects you to http://www.americandecency.org/. yeesh.

It was done by christianhacker.org. <=g33ks for Hey-zeus?

stegan
04-01-2005, 08:38 AM
This might be the clearest sign of the endtimes yet. When hackers find JE-sus, we all ought to be worried... On the other hand, I can't argue that Walt Disney, Inc. ISN"T evil... Hrmmm...

Tracy G
04-02-2005, 09:31 PM
They're up and running at http://www.landoverbaptist.org (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/). Hallelujah! It appears we're all going straight to hell (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/vegans.html).

jenzie
04-02-2005, 09:43 PM
Hehee. :laugh:

I <3 Landover.

spidermonkey
04-02-2005, 09:51 PM
OMG! LMAO!!! I'm cracking up at that Demon-Possessed Infant pic. :D


Watch out for these witches and fairies, my friends, for in today’s world of ailing morality, they are everywhere. They protest outside leather shops. They ruin other people’s valuable winter coats by hurling buckets of blood on unsuspecting ladies. And they try to destroy the cattle industry with their left-wing talk shows. If you spot one of these demons, detain it and, when you’re through roasting that side of beef you’re having for dinner, replace that meat on the skewer with the heathen, and help restore a long-missed moral tradition. :o :p :D

Emiloid
04-02-2005, 10:14 PM
They ruin other people’s valuable winter coats by hurling buckets of blood on unsuspecting ladies.
Well, for me that's really just a hobby. I wouldn't define myself by it....

mamaquilla
04-02-2005, 10:52 PM
heeheehee

spasticastic
04-02-2005, 11:11 PM
Cain became jealous and murdered the brother with the superior gift-giving eye (Genesis 4:3-8). This was the first, but my no means the last, human murder committed by these vegans a/k/a witches a/k/a wiccans.

But add another a/k/a to that list - homos.
Oh man, these people are too funny! i've never heard of them before, so I was getting ready to ask who they were. Now I have this quote to remember them by.

vegans AKA witches AKA wiccans AKA homos! :laugh:

vegout
04-03-2005, 09:44 PM
They're up and running at http://www.landoverbaptist.org (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/). Hallelujah! It appears we're all going straight to hell (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/vegans.html).
YAY!! All the fun people are in Hell!! :banana:

lex_talionis
04-04-2005, 08:40 AM
YAY!! All the fun people are in Hell!! :banana:
What is it? Something like - 'Heaven for the climate, hell for the company'

frank_iii
04-04-2005, 09:24 AM
Ok, I'm going to look really stupid. But are they serious or is that site a joke?

frank_iii
04-04-2005, 09:49 AM
By the way, on that site, I found:

"Tom's decision to euthanatize his father is much akin to our handsome President's decision to euthanatize the unborn child being carried by his underage girlfriend back in the 1970s."

Have I been living under a rock or is this commonly known?

This site is a goldmine.

frank_iii
04-04-2005, 10:02 AM
Gosh, I don't know what to think any more:

http://objective.jesussave.us/shutdown.html

Which site is the hoax? They're both so ridiculous but they both look like they took a lot of work to create. My mind is boggled.

stegan
04-04-2005, 10:11 AM
Gosh, I don't know what to think any more:

http://objective.jesussave.us/shutdown.html

Which site is the hoax? They're both so ridiculous but they both look like they took a lot of work to create. My mind is boggled.

Okay, first of all, some people have too much time on their hands if they're trying to ban websites that are clearly parody, which has been protected by the Supreme Court for years and years and years...

Second of all, wtf is Waldensian protoanabaptism??????

frank_iii
04-04-2005, 10:39 AM
I don't know, but I just love the blocky surveillance cam shot.

Tracy G
04-04-2005, 11:43 AM
The objective.jesussave.us is almost as funny as Landover Baptist.

I love these quotes:


Ultimately, Landover Baptist is much more dangerous than any pornography site...!
Although Atheists were able to use threats and other underhanded tactics to scuttle Rev. Falwell's WIPO case last year, and later confuse a Virginia court with jurisdictional technicalities, Rev. Falwell prevailed when his lawyers discovered that the name "Jerry Falwell" had been trademarked by them years earlier. Atheist hatemongers will now learn that hiding behind the thin veil of "parody" will not protect them when they abuse religious trademarks.
I have been informed that the Southern Baptist Convention has managed to unseat Landover from the #1 spot for the search term "Baptist" on Google... how long until Google - who are known to have Secular leanings - decide to change their software so that it favors Landover? This battle is still not won.
Chris Harper's minions have been busy little beavers!
Sorry Atheists, but your bitter party is coming to an end.And this one, which is both sad and funny:

We reported yesterday that the FBC subcommittee on merchandising had approved our Al the Anti-Lies Bear promotional beanbag toy design. Unfortunately this decision was overturned later yesterday due to a number of members who have taken issue with the color of Al... apparently the color purple has been appropriated by the homosexual community, with whom it is associated in the popular culture... I would like to assure the members of the FBC that had we known of this unfortunate association we would never have submitted the original design. We apologize for any offense this incident may have caused. This time, we've decided to use a less controversial color scheme: a multicolored pattern that evokes the rainbow...Um, apparently you've also never heard of the rainbow flag? :D :p :mad:

stegan
04-04-2005, 12:05 PM
It's my bitter party, and it don't end until I says so :)

dropscone
04-04-2005, 12:31 PM
They're both joke sites. And I think the redirect was an April Fools gag on the part of the Landover Baptist folks.

Emiloid
04-04-2005, 12:54 PM
They're both joke sites. And I think the redirect was an April Fools gag on the part of the Landover Baptist folks.

D'oh! I was fooled! :blush:

Tracy G
04-04-2005, 01:21 PM
Yah, I know, but it's fun to let people be fooled for a bit (I was fooled for a minute the first time I saw Landover and for a bit longer by Objective), 'cuz they're really well done. And sadly, there are people who take genuine moral offense at purple bears.

Check out the kids page at http://www.objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html:

Spiritual Safety Tip: If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM! Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word. Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

Q: I saw in a Secular movie that T-Rex was a vicious killing machine. Is this true?
A: No, Seclular movies lie! T-Rex was a herbivore, its sharp teeth used to shred plants. The Ark's passengers were safe from harm!

frank_iii
04-04-2005, 01:36 PM
Objective is a hoax site?

http://www.objective.jesussave.us/kidzcrafts.html

Someone has WAY too much time or venom or both.

PS: Plus, I don't understand what the goal of posting such an accurate hoax site would be...I suspect many of my religious friends would enjoy and support it. <shrug>

Nanashi
04-04-2005, 02:09 PM
From the viewpoint of an athiest even a sincere religious site it a hoax site. I don't have time for athiesm though, too much effort. I think even the hoax sites have a degree of truth to them.

Take the fact that some gay people liked sponge bob square pants and thier liking a cartoon put the cartoon character's sexuality into question and people got all upset about that. That's about the same level of insane as anything on the landover or objective sites.

The phrase 'everyone's a comedian' resonates just that much more when some comedians take themselves too seriously, or refuse to accept that they're actually saying something so absurd it's hilarious.

Tracy G
04-04-2005, 02:57 PM
Objective is a hoax site?There's a fair amount of discussion about this on the web (especially in blogs), but I'm 99.99% sure that Landover is a parody site, and 99.95% sure that O:CM is a parody site. It's tougher to get a reading on O:CM because it's so deadpan and sticks rather alarmingly close to reality. That's what makes a great parody: it keeps the reader on edge, wondering, "Is this real?"

I read not long ago that the host site for O:CM belongs to someone who also operates porn sites (more discussion here (http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/1603/)). Which makes that first comment—"Landover Baptist is much more dangerous than any pornography site!"—even more funny. Though my sense of humor is wired in such a way that I find the over-the-top absurdities at Landover more amusing.

Anyhow, I wouldn't spend too much time worrying about it. :) Have some fun playing Dress Up Lambuel! (http://www.objective.jesussave.us/kidzdresslambuel.html) at Just 4 Kidz! And remember, "The 'z' is for 'zealousness,' 'cause Jesus wants us to be hot for Him, not lukewarm."

dropscone
04-04-2005, 04:40 PM
Well, if you try to go to the "learn to draw Lambuel in 7 easy steps while learning fun facts about the Bible" link it takes you straight to teen-porn. I'd say that's a pretty good indicator :)

frank_iii
04-04-2005, 04:53 PM
Well, if you try to go to the "learn to draw Lambuel in 7 easy steps while learning fun facts about the Bible" link it takes you straight to teen-porn. I'd say that's a pretty good indicator :)

Umm...I just looked at that page here with a co-worker...it's actually quite nice and very detailed. You sure you didn't already have the other page open in the background? :kiss:

dropscone
04-05-2005, 03:07 PM
Yesterday wasn't one of my internet pron binge days, so yeah, I'm sure :D

KKB
04-07-2005, 12:37 AM
PS: Plus, I don't understand what the goal of posting such an accurate hoax site would be...I suspect many of my religious friends would enjoy and support it. <shrug>
the goal is just that - because it is SO accurate of a hoax -- the obscurity, hypocracy, and circular reasoning of fundamentalists and bible-thumper mentality are made that much more apparent...and frightening
i have a few xian friends that would enjoy and support it too (at first glance), but myself and my other heathen friends would get a much bigger kick out if it